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Mom:
You find a job yet?
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Me:
Nope. No crop circles, no mysterious disappearances, no unexplained deaths or electrical storms... Nothing...
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Mom:
....what
preciousnugget:
preciousnugget:
preciousnugget:
Omg my mom is freaking out over this nature show more than she does her BBC dramas.
Like I keep hearing “That can’t be good” and “YOU GO GIRL” but she’s talking about LIONS.
This just in: She was just dying of laughter, called me in and said “OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS BIRD’S MATING DANCE!!!”
I can hear her snorting now oh my god.
dogtism:
growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
(Source: dysphoriadaughter)
ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES